Weird Al ♪ White and Nerdy

White and Nerdy (2006), by Weird Al Yankovic.

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Here's the lyrics:

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White n nerdy

 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Can't you see I'm white n nerdy
 Look at me I'm white n nerdy!

I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n nerdy

 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 I'm just too white n nerdy
 Really, really white n nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun (what?)

Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
or I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n nerdy!

 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Can't you see I'm white n nerdy
 Look at me I'm white n nerdy

I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
How'd I get so white n nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!

Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n nerdy

 Just because I'm white n nerdy
 Just because I'm white n nerdy
 All because I'm white n nerdy
 Holy cow I'm white n nerdy

I wanna bowl with
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n nerdy

 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 I'm just too white n nerdy
 Look at me I'm white n nerdy!