GNAA Weev Troll Song (Kesha ♪ TiK ToK)

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GNAA Weev Song, based on Kesha's “TiK ToK”.

GNAA Weev Song. Made in 2010. Lyrics and vocal by Allychan (allychan.deviantart.com • [2012-06-14 Allychan90 ] ( https://twitter.com/Allychan90 )).

The song's about a hacker Andrew Alan Escher Auernheimer (born 1985), aka weev.

Get on to IRC to pass some time
Got my vHost set up so I will be just fine
Before I type in a meme
and I hit enter
he logs on
the prophet
our lulz mentor

I'm talkin major trolling here (here)
Faggotry makes us tear (tear)
tears of laughter, so it's fine (fine)
Figured out what words to choose (choose)
so I decide to mention jews (jew)
Shit i've been G-Lined…

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Oh Shit, Oh Crap
It's another Weev attack

don't know what to do
so I guess i'll baw to you

DDOS, Yeah it's a time to stress

L-o-l-o-l-o-l l-o-l-o-l-o-l

Our new president
of the GNAA
good times about to come
and thats all i've got to say

Already flooding places
oh the look on their faces

L-o-l-o-l-o-l l-o-l-o-l-o-l

Aint got a care in the world
but he's got plenty of plans

And on sunday theres a gospel
for all of his fans

And now he'll talk about our failing economy
The trash, pollution, and lack of plankton in the sea

I'm talkin major trolling here (here)
Faggotry makes us tear (tear)
tears of laughter, so it's fine (fine)

Now now now trying to avoid my ban (ban)
The see me, what a bad plan (plan)
shouldn't have mentioned jews again…
mentioned jews again..

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You talk about everything to come
and it makes me really nervous
but then I think and have to smile
if theres a future where weev leads us (×2)

Now the lolling wont stop once weev begins

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IRC “Internet Relay Chat” service. Basically a online chat forum, organized around “rooms” (channel) by topic or community, and often used by programers or hackers.
vHost «a “vhost” is either a vanity host, or a virtual host. On a place like IRC, vhost usually refers to a vanity host. Vanity hosts are domains that usually make up some sort of sentence, such as: did.time.for.illegal-warez.net these kind of hosts show up when a person on IRC searches for your username. Usually, one would have some kind of generic host provided by your ISP, or possibly your actual IP if the IRC server you're on fails to do a reverse dns on your IP.» http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vhost
G-Lined IRC jargon. Globally banned. From “global kill line”.
DDOS Distributed Denial-of-service attack. Basically, have massive users access a site at the same time, which often overwhelm and crashes the server.
GNAA Gay Nigger Association of America, a troll/hacker group. Weev was/is the leader.

Thanks to weev, Allychan, meowcat for info. Lyrics from http://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/free_weev.

Kesha - TiK ToK

Here's Kesha's Tik Tok.

Kesha - TiK ToK
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones

Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

 Don't stop, make it pop DJ,
 blow my speakers up
 Tonight, I'mma fight
 'Til we see the sunlight
 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world,
but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up
cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk,
junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

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Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in