One Night in Bangkok

Xah Lee, 2005-05.

One Night In Bangkok↗, a highly literary, fantastic song. Lyrics by Tim Rice↗, 1984. Sung by Murray Head↗.

Here's the lyrics:

COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
「• Yul Brynner↗ (1920-1985), a Russian-born actor, very well known for his role in The King and I↗. 」
THE AMERICAN:
Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The crème de la crème of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies - doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change - don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland... or the Philippines... or Hastings... or... or this place! 
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
THE AMERICAN:
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother 
COMPANY:
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city 
THE AMERICAN:
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town... 
「• Somerset Maugham↗
COMPANY:
Tea, girls, warm, sweet, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite 
THE AMERICAN:
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me 
THE AMERICAN:
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlours 
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

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Locations mentioned: Iceland↗, Philippines↗, Hastings↗ (a city at the southern tip of UK), Bangkok↗.

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The lyrics are exceedingly funny and alluding.

Bangkok, is a very crowded Asian city. It is known for prostitutions, with exotic Asian flavors and styles. It is also very polluted. And, as a Asian city of Asian culture, it is filled with intrigues, swidles, and high-class competitions and power struggles. Temples, extremely rich in histories, pantheon of Asian gods and goddesses, intermixed with modern rich hotel suites and corruptions. What a exoticness. The despair and ecstasy, and tough guys tumble. You can feel a angel sliding up to you, and the devil walking next to you!

Note: there is actually a Temple of Reclining Buddha in Thailand, and it is the birthplace of Thai Massage. See Reclining Buddha↗.


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