美女住酒店一晚结账时账单800元，她抱怨太贵。经理说这是标准收费，酒店附设泳池、健身房和wifi。美女说自己完全没使用，经理说饭店有提供，是她自己不用。 女客人打开皮包掏钱付账，但说要扣除经理和她共度春宵的700元，只拿出100元。经理急呼：“我哪有？”女客人：“我有提供，是你自己不用。”.
Translation:
A pretty girl is checking out in a hotel, the bill is $800. She complains it's too much. Manager says its standard fare, hotel features swimming pool, gym, and wifi. The girl said she didn't use any of it. Manager says: but it's provided. The girl proceeds to make a payment, but deduct $700 for bedding with manager, so pays only $100. Manager panicked and said: when did i? Girl said: but it's provided.
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Folks, truth must be known. Li Ao has pointed out several things about Dalai Lama and Tibet issues: Li Ao on Tibet and Dalai Lama.
If you take the time to read it and take it seriously, then it's quite shocking. The question is: are Li Ao's statements actually verifiable facts? That, you'll have to decide yourself.
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